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She's been sitting there for years now. On a shelf, closed, resting? Dieing? :'(
The graphics card stopped connecting to the monitor at around the second year I owned her. I remember going into the Apple Store and the "Genius" guy showing me how to slowly massage the back of the iBook to get her to work properly again, telling me, "it's a defect that Apple isn't going to fix and the manufacturer won't fix. Sorry".
She worked really well for years using that technique. The massaging, working, massaging harder, working, massaging, massaging and more massaging till that eventful day when no amount of massage worked.
I loved her. She did everything I wanted so well. She was so small, so pretty, so perfectly white. I loved that white. Just so bright. It was as if she were my own little electronic Angel.
Now...I miss her. Ok, I admit it, I feel guilty. Guilty because I just didn't have the funds to fix her at the time. Hell, I still don't, but..but I see here there every time I look in that direction in the office. Just sitting there waiting for the day she's fixed and can work again. The problem is, I don't even know if she is worth fixing. Will she end up on life support, barely alive, barely thinking, always wondering if tomorrow is that fateful day the life support will stop working.
So many years have passed. So many software up grades. Even if I got her fixed and loaded an OS that she can handle, will it be new enough that she can handle anything I now own? What do I use her for? Her OS is so old that even today's browsers won't like her. Hell, they barely like my Grey and White G4.
So now you know my dilemma. Her body is in perfect shape, but her internal organs have just gotten so old that they don't even want to let her jog no mind run, and right now, she's not even crawling.
Is it possible to somehow upgrade the white iBooks into a new computer? Like some kind of SciFi movie, where they transfer young internal body parts into an old body that just continues to look young on the outside. Is it possible to use that beautiful white shell and put a whole new internal body inside of it? Can my little girl once again run with the big girls rather than walk slow (or worse, her current condition, sit and...die)?
The graphics card stopped connecting to the monitor at around the second year I owned her. I remember going into the Apple Store and the "Genius" guy showing me how to slowly massage the back of the iBook to get her to work properly again, telling me, "it's a defect that Apple isn't going to fix and the manufacturer won't fix. Sorry".
She worked really well for years using that technique. The massaging, working, massaging harder, working, massaging, massaging and more massaging till that eventful day when no amount of massage worked.
I loved her. She did everything I wanted so well. She was so small, so pretty, so perfectly white. I loved that white. Just so bright. It was as if she were my own little electronic Angel.
Now...I miss her. Ok, I admit it, I feel guilty. Guilty because I just didn't have the funds to fix her at the time. Hell, I still don't, but..but I see here there every time I look in that direction in the office. Just sitting there waiting for the day she's fixed and can work again. The problem is, I don't even know if she is worth fixing. Will she end up on life support, barely alive, barely thinking, always wondering if tomorrow is that fateful day the life support will stop working.
So many years have passed. So many software up grades. Even if I got her fixed and loaded an OS that she can handle, will it be new enough that she can handle anything I now own? What do I use her for? Her OS is so old that even today's browsers won't like her. Hell, they barely like my Grey and White G4.
So now you know my dilemma. Her body is in perfect shape, but her internal organs have just gotten so old that they don't even want to let her jog no mind run, and right now, she's not even crawling.
Is it possible to somehow upgrade the white iBooks into a new computer? Like some kind of SciFi movie, where they transfer young internal body parts into an old body that just continues to look young on the outside. Is it possible to use that beautiful white shell and put a whole new internal body inside of it? Can my little girl once again run with the big girls rather than walk slow (or worse, her current condition, sit and...die)?